Prepare for a challenge Do-Gooders! A strange visitor has come to our fair city. His antics are causing mayhem! He must be stopped!
Watch out for The Goofy Goofer!
This bizarre visitor from another dimension seems bent on nothing short of complete chaos by simply standing in the road, diverting and impeding traffic.
- Given the strange power to move freely and easily between dimensions.
- Able to be in multiple locations at once, he has a penchant for finding ways of getting in front of rush-hour drivers and inciting road-rage.
- Incapable of being physically captured, The Goofy Goofer simply slips away into another dimension to return to some busy intersection.
- Possessing no means of communication but the strange power to control the blinking of nearby red, yellow, and green lights!
How will the forces of good that protect our fair city handle this misguided force to be reckoned with?
Though he somehow must be stopped, how will our intrepid heroes deal with the traffic disaster that is The Goofy Goofer?
Will they discover his hidden agenda? Does he have one?
Will they learn to communicate with this alien intellect in time?
The Mayor demands something be done! Chaos has gripped the drivers of the city!
Stay vigilant good readers, for next week we come face to face with the dastardly creature known only as The Money Grubber!