The League of Extraordinary Breakfast Cereal Heroes

LEBRECHE

… What the world didn’t know was in the waning days of World War 2, with the secrets of gene therapy and nuclear science gleaned from the Nazis in Project Balanced Breakfast, a handful of the best and brightest in the US volunteered to join and form an elite squad known only as The League of Extraordinary Breakfast Cereal Heroes (LEBRECHE.)

Under the direction of the US Army’s most trusted officer, General Mills, in an effort to create super soldiers willing to fight for the American Way at Posts both abroad and at your breakfast table, LEBRECHE volunteers underwent gene manipulation and gamma bombardment in the hidden laboratory of Dr. Kellogg.

Sugar Bear

Sugar Bear

Meet the field leader of LEBRECHE, Sugar Bear with his Golden Punch with Crunch! Much like the irresistible force, no object can withstand the might of a single blow from Sugar Bear.

Toucan Sam

Toucan Sam

Marvel at the incredible olfactory abilities of Toucan Sam whose nose always knows! Rumor has it Sam’s nephews have joined the Junior League of Extraordinary Breakfast Cereal Heroes under his tutelage. If that’s the case, then they should be well trained to sniff out crime!

Boo Berry, Count Chocula & Frankenberry

Boo Berry, Count Chocula & Frankenberry

Shudder at the inability to kill that which is already dead in Boo Berry, Count Chocula, and Frankenberry! As a ghost, a vampire and a golem, this trio has seen a lot of action in the rural, superstitious regions of Eastern Europe.

Lucky the Leprechaun

Lucky the Leprechaun

Delight to the magical Irish charms of Lucky the Leprechaun! Though a member once again of LEBRECHE, Lucky went rogue for a time as he sided with his countrymen and fought alongside the IRA. As an extremely charismatic silver-tongued devil, few can resist this leprechaun’s charms.

Sonny the Cuckoo Bird

Sonny the Cuckoo Bird

Witness the enthusiastic outbursts of Sonny the Cuckoo Bird! But don’t get this hero riled up without an outlet or he’ll start bouncing off the walls!

Trix the Rabbit

Trix the Rabbit

As Master of Disguises, Trix the Rabbit could be anyone, anywhere. Don’t let his whimsical and inept facade fool you, Trix is the Rabbit of 10,000 faces. While he may like to be caught by the kids, when he’s deep undercover, nobody can tell he’s a rabbit.

Snap, Crackle & Pop

Snap, Crackle & Pop

A trio of explosive demolition-centric problem solving skills without equal lies within the brothers Snap, Crackle, and Pop! Their explosive nature is often seen as soon as someone “spills the milk.”

Tony the Tiger

Tony the Tiger

Tony the Tiger is the epitome of all things sports related; no feat of prowess is beyond him when he speaks the magical phrase, “They’re Grrrrreat!” As the unofficial ambassador to healthy activity, this hero likes to mix it up with kids to bolster the group’s image with both parents and youth. You can find him playing pick-up games any time he’s not deployed.

Together they make up the best the US has to offer in a fight for a balanced breakfast and the freedom of the American Way!

They are The League of Extraordinary Breakfast Cereal Heroes!

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2 Responses to The League of Extraordinary Breakfast Cereal Heroes

  1. Have you seen this? http://breakfastofthegods.com/

  2. Kevin says:

    I had not. Looks like a hoot. I’ll be spending some time reading the webcomic.
    Appreciate the link.

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