Hot Elf Chick Random Hotness Chart

Because who wouldn’t want to jump on a bandwagon of hot elf chicks?
Wait, did I say that right?

Hot Elf Chick d12 Random Hotness Chart:

  1. Hawt!
  2. Whoa Momma!
  3. Fine, Damn Fine!
  4. Sizzle!
  5. Yowza!
  6. One Foxy Lady!
  7. Hot Elf chick! (yeah, I know. Redundant. But seriously, HOT ELF CHICK!)
  8. Schwing!
  9. Homana, Homana, Homana
  10. Great Googly-Moogly!
  11. Chick-a-liscious!
  12. drool…

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7 Responses to Hot Elf Chick Random Hotness Chart

  1. Grendelwulf says:


    I love that Old School Risqué

  2. Kevin says:

    Glad you approve.
    I’m certain to be using the table every time I need a definitive quantifier for how hot my hot elf chick indeed is.

    I edited the original post to include link candy for anyone who might wander here searching for more Hawt Elf Chick related materials on the interwebs.

  3. Mark says:

    Nice. I do love the occasional random table that serves little purpose other than to exist. Sort of like the Harlots. Nice work.

  4. Well done! Love the random chart. VERY old school.

    I just posted my hot elf chick:

  5. Kevin says:

    Thanks Mark and Martin.
    While I’m not usually a big proponent of the random table, in this situation it was too perfect to ignore.

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