Because who wouldn’t want to jump on a bandwagon of hot elf chicks?
Wait, did I say that right?
Hot Elf Chick d12 Random Hotness Chart:
- Hawt!
- Whoa Momma!
- Fine, Damn Fine!
- Sizzle!
- Yowza!
- One Foxy Lady!
- Hot Elf chick! (yeah, I know. Redundant. But seriously, HOT ELF CHICK!)
- Schwing!
- Homana, Homana, Homana
- Great Googly-Moogly!
- Chick-a-liscious!
- drool…
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Brilliant!
I love that Old School Risqué
Glad you approve.
I’m certain to be using the table every time I need a definitive quantifier for how hot my hot elf chick indeed is.
I edited the original post to include link candy for anyone who might wander here searching for more Hawt Elf Chick related materials on the interwebs.
Nice. I do love the occasional random table that serves little purpose other than to exist. Sort of like the Harlots. Nice work.
Well done! Love the random chart. VERY old school.
I just posted my hot elf chick: http://daddyrolleda1.blogspot.com/2011/03/hot-elf-chick-for-your-viewing-pleasure.html
Thanks Mark and Martin.
While I’m not usually a big proponent of the random table, in this situation it was too perfect to ignore.