50 ways to kill a zombie

The Zombie Apocalypse has come. Here are 50 ways of dealing with the undead, flesh eating menace in your neighborhood.

Some are arguably more effective than others, but one should always keep one’s options open in a zombie-infested setting.

In no particular order…

  1. Shot it in the head
  2. Crowbar
  3. Decapitation
  4. Wood Chipper
  5. Flesh Eating Bacteria*
  6. Sharks*
  7. Alligators*
  8. Explosives
  9. Acid
  10. Pitchfork
  11. Axe
  12. Flamethrower
  13. Magma
  14. Guillotine
  15. Baseball bat
  16. Baseball Pitching Machine
  17. Garotte
  18. Piranha*
  19. Lion*
  20. Locked in deep freeze
  21. Spinning blades – like a helicopter
  22. Bazooka
  23. Liquid Nitrogen
  24. Pressure vessel – crush them in high pressure or explode them with a vacuum
  25. Dropped from high – skydiving or atop a tall building
  26. Lye
  27. Chainsaw
  28. Bow and Arrow – Dukes of Hazard style
  29. Circular saw
  30. Tree trimmer
  31. Crushed by boulder
  32. Sandblaster
  33. Outboard motor
  34. Branding Iron
  35. Nail gun
  36. Drill
  37. Sledgehammer
  38. Acetylene Torch
  39. Lawnmower
  40. Jaws of Life
  41. Cement mixer
  42. Run over with tank
  43. Run over with 18-wheeler
  44. Run over with steamroller
  45. Blast Furnace
  46. Molotov Cocktail
  47. Junkyard chipper
  48. Junkyard crusher
  49. Hay Bailer
  50. Cyclotron

*Warning! Beware of the possibilities of Zombie Bacteria, Sharks, Alligators, Piranha, Lions, etc.

As usual, feel free to expand this list. You never know when someone may need your zombie killing methods.

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2 Responses to 50 ways to kill a zombie

  1. If expanded to ‘undead,’ then I would append: “Launch from catapult with explosive projectile.”

    So much to be learned from Army of Darkness.

  2. Kevin says:

    Agreed. Army of Darkness is an excellent documentary movie about how to deal with a menace from the grave.
    Good addition for zombies and other undead foes.

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